A face full of electric toothbrush.

I went out and brought an electric toothbrush and It's great fun! It even cleans teeth! I giggled a lot the first time I used it as I do with most new things that come my way and a large portion of time was spent just standing in the bathroom pointing at it. I was a bit concerned when I applied the rotating brush to the enamel of my teeth and got a sliver of white shrapnel in my eye but then I thought, well, at least I don't live in Iraq where those flecks of bone belong to a family member. (giggle,snort)

Vibrating Monkey Boy!