The dark and Mysterious Dinky Bo Bo
What evil lurks within the soft shell encasing of Dinky Bo Bo's skull?
Oh sure, he looks like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth... which it wouldn't
because his body temperature is unnervingly low. But be wary of him, he can turn on you in the blink of an eye. If you see his limber little body bouncing along the street. Don't hesitate to run to him and kick him. But don't feel guilty, he deserves it.