Dinky Bo Bo has found himself in a seedy back street dive in Tangiers being traded for a meal, a drink and a story. His buyer, thrilled at his purchase, slaps his bald pate excitedly as he hears the story of the lost French Legionnaire and his Desert miracle.
Inspired by just about every 50’s, 60’s era sitcom you ever saw - `Spuff’ has been manipulated into a confrontation with his Earth wife by the pretentious family dog and while she was in the shower, has called a taxi and decide to leave for good. Mrs Kravitz next door is watching. Always watching.