Ross Carroll

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God is an asshole...The Movie

​Hey God! How come you're such a prick?
Why you little...!!

I just had a thought, wouldn't it be a fun exercise to make a movie where you dramatise elements of Bible stories concerning God and work them into a story?  Say perhaps, a paternal head of a family and all of the shit he puts them through? ​ But everything is based literally on Bible stories. It got me thinking because I saw something someone posted on Facebook or somewhere a short time ago which went along the lines of `If God was a real person and did all of the things he did to his people to people today in real life you'd have nothing to do with the asshole'.  Maybe call it `God the Father'?
So what if?
I love the idea but I don't know if I want to do it myself. I've still that Murphy's Law idea kicking about in my head. So I'm putting it out there for someone else to have a crack at if they desire. I reckon it could be very Seinfeldian/Castanza -ish. Well, all those Jews, how could it not?