I've just come back from a new Noodle Bar in Hamilton which was really lovely.
Ric Woods took me and at this very moment, he sits next to me watching me type
and is being an annoying cunt talking while I'm trying to type. I can't do much
about it because he has so many pictures of my penis that he threatens to publish
on girly websites....which to be honest I don't mind - however....(this is really
just a demonstration so he can see how easy it is to have a blog. Then he can
get one of his own and stop annoying the fuck out me.