Russell Crowe is putting on weight for a new movie role where he’s playing Hermann Göring on trial in Nuremberg.
Noise Pierre le fequin grunt…
Poot!
Density Anderson was an emotional black hole to her fellow Kindergartners.
Goiter Fondlers anonymous meets at the Hexham Community Hall each Thursday afternoon at 5.45pm. Please bring a plate.
Aging London punk rockers, Filth Henderfuck and his life partner Vomit were morally distanced from their children, Jemima and Charles’ new high school feral trance band 'Lemon Tang and dirt’.
Semi-autonomous Danish phlegm gargler Craig Craig will be conducting workshops at the Shoal Bay Sports Club, (next door to the old Squash Club) this coming Thursday.
Pensioner discounts apply.
Deaf and mute champion Terry Rustles new punk folk group ‘Stare - Doik and Slap!’ Will be appearing vaguely at the Raymond Terrace Leagues Club this Wednesday to mostly disengaged audiences. Get your tickets… sometime.
This is the stunning afternoon view from the @littlebeachboathouse where cousin Joey and her spanky new husband Dean had their wedding reception.
A lovely wedding in the park named in memory of Johanna’s Great Grandfather Neil Carroll and then a short walk down to their restaurant with friends and family for lots of laughs, dancing, yummy food and some really lovely wine. 🥰🥳 #familylove❤️
Happy Oyster kids!!
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